"Time waits for no man" (Chaucer)
It's always relevant but more so the older we get.
That reminds me - first day back at school after Christmas holiday's (this was 5 or 6 yrs after the war) most boys had got a watch for Christmas, so as boy's do, we were all standing round saying mines bigger than yours, doe's it shine in the dark, has it got a second hand, and so on?
Feeling out of it, 'cause I didn't get one, my friend let me hold his watch, and it had a second hand!
I kept having to say, I was just holding it, which in the world of boy's is not good.
I don't know where the thought came from but I held the watch in front of me and announced, I had made a discovery, the crowed was soon demanding, what what?
Well, if you imagine that you are going to die as the second hand passes 12, it doe's not stop!
This was followed by a long silence, and the group disbands and finds there desks.
At this point the teacher came in, surprised the room was quiet, and most were at their desks, he wanted to know why?
Of course someone told him about my joke?
Sir, sent me to the headmaster, he listened, and told me to find the Reverend (CofE School) because he was certain God wouldn't like boys looking at watches, and thinking about dying.
I walk around to the vicarage, Mrs vicar said the vicar was out but would be in soon.
A cup of tea, and two scones later, (still warm with real butter on) the vicar appears.
I tell him the head had sent me, and why.
He looked at his watch, then said, I was quite right the watch kept going, I had best go back to the head, and he would phone the head.
The head set me polishing all the brass work (door handles, and finger plates) in the school for the rest of the day.
This left me with a puzzle, was I being punished (normal would be cane on hand or if very bad cane on bum) or was I being given a day off or ?
Anyway, after that I always thought the head was watching me.🙄