While on night patrol I saw a car at our local abandoned airport runway.
The car had all the windows misted up and was gently rocking.
I aimed my spotlight at the car and put on my overhead red and white lights, then did nothing, just sat there with the car lit up and my lights going.
After about 2 minutes I turned off all my lights and left.
We all know what was happening in the car and that couple will now be racking their brains to work out what just happened and if their parents/significant other would learn of their 'escapade'
Psychology in action 🤣
On a similar note I found a car parked up on the observation post on the M4 in the early hours of one morning..
The windows were also steamed up and the vehicle was rocking from side to side so it was pretty obvious what was happening inside.
I banged on the window and shouted "Don't you know you can only stop on the hard shoulder in an emergency?"
An out of breath voice replied "This was an emergency!"
I fell about laughing and simply said to hurry up and I would say no more about it. I didn't have the heart to book him after he had been so honest. Sure enough a couple of minutes later he did depart 🤣